The Wife Campaign
December 2013 (ISBN 978-0-373-82992-7, Love Inspired Historical)
Whitfield Calder, Earl of Danning, refuses to propose to any of the three eligible young ladies his valet invited without his knowledge to a house party at his fishing lodge, until jeweler's daughter Ruby Hollingsford declares she wouldn't have him anyway.
Tricked into attending the party, Ruby vows never to compete for the earl's affections. Yet, Whit isn't the selfish aristocrat she imagined. With a little trust, two weeks may prove ample time for an unlikely couple to fall headlong in love.
Part of the Master Matchmakers series: Wedding bells will ring when downstairs servants play Cupid for upstairs aristocracy.
Five Stars! "Once you read this book, you should understand why I will always snatch up any title with this author's name on it. If the book has the name Regina Scott on its cover, it is sure to please. Highly recommended!" -- Huntress Reviews
"Scott continues her expertly crafted Master Matchmaker series with a sweetly told tale of love between a refreshingly different Regency hero and heroine." -- John Charles, Booklist
"I LOVED this book! Grade: A" -- Gina Hott, Hott Reviews
Fern Lodge, Peak District, Derbyshire, England, July 1815
Ruby Hollingsford threw herself out of a moving coach.
There was little danger-it hadn't been moving very fast, the carriage slowing to take the gracefully arching bridge over the River Bell. And her father should have expected it. How else was she to react to his cork-brained, ninnyhammer of an idea?
"I know I told you we were going to Castleton for business," her father, Mortimer Hollingsford, had said. "But the truth is, the Earl of Danning has taken a fancy to you."
Ruby's temper had flared like a match to oil. "Not another aristocrat! I told you I'd have none of them!"
He'd pulled a gilded invitation from the travel desk on the leather-upholstered seat beside him and held it out to her with a commiserating smile. "Oh, he's a fine fellow. I asked about. He's never invited a lady to his Lodge before. You behave for once, and your future will be secure."
If she had taken that note, she'd have torn it to shreds her hands had been shaking so hard. "My future? Why would my future need to be titled? If you want a title so much, you marry one."
And then she'd bunched her skirts with one hand, wrenched open the door with the other and jumped.
She landed on the verge of the road, her ankles protesting, then gathered herself to stand. Behind her, she could hear Davis calling to the horses as he reined them in.
"Ruby!" her father shouted after her. "Oh, come now!"
In answer, she ran down the grassy embankment for the river's pebbled edge.
Really, what else was she to do after such an announcement? She'd thought her father couldn't shock her any further after she'd discovered an elderly viscount-an utter stranger to her-lounging in her withdrawing room, waiting to propose. After that, she had learned to be on her guard from her father's future attempts, which thus far had been many and varied. What wastrel aristocrat in the vicinity of London didn't leap to do her father's bidding when he dangled her sizeable dowry? But to drag her all the way out to the wilds of Derbyshire, to make up a Banbury tale of business up north? That was the outside of enough.
Her father must have signaled Davis to continue, for their coachman gave the horses their heads, taking the carriage farther along the road. Very likely he was looking for a place wide enough to turn the coach and team and come back for her.
But she wasn't ready to face her father, not when she was in such a temper. He'd always said there was a reason she'd inherited her mother's sleek red hair and catlike green eyes. They were a warning to beware. A shame her father didn't heed them.
Shaking out the folds of her wine-colored pelisse, she marched down the riverbank, gaze on the speckled stones to keep from tripping. But despite her efforts to calm herself, the anger bubbling up inside her found its way out of her mouth.
"Doesn't bother to tell the truth, oh, no, not him." She detoured around a leafy shrub overhanging the shore. "'Think of it as a holiday, Ruby,' he says. 'A chance to see the sights.' I'll give him a sight-my back as I head for London!"
Ruby's head jerked up, heart ramming against her ribs. She pulled herself to a stop to avoid colliding with a tall man who stood on the riverbank, blocking her way forward. "Oh!"
Her first thought was to run. Even in skirts and on a rocky shore she ought to be able to beat him to the road. But what help would she find there? All that remained of her coach was the dust lingering in the summer air.
As if he knew her fears, the man before her held up his hands to prove he meant no harm. Indeed, now that she looked closer, he didn't appear particularly dangerous. His thick hair was not quite as bright gold as a guinea and neatly combed about his head despite the breeze that followed the stream down the dale. And his eyes were perfect for Derby: they matched the swirling combination of purple and blue found in the fabled Blue John stones native to the area that her father sold in his jewelry shop. His clean-shaven face was firmly molded like the alabaster statues her father imported, body tall and strong.
In fact, the only things about him that weren't first-rate were his clothes, which consisted of scuffed, water-stained boots; corduroy breeches; and a wool waistcoat over a linen shirt. He probably wasn't even a second son, much less a selfish, self-absorbed aristocrat like she was sure to find in the Earl of Danning, who thought he could summon a gentlewoman he'd never met to Derby with a perfunctory note. With his head cocked and that smile on his handsome face, he looked as if he wanted nothing more than to help her.
However, looks could be deceiving, as she knew to her sorrow.
"Forgive me for intruding," he said. "May I be of assistance?"
Nice voice-warm, earnest. Nice manners. She still didn't trust him.
"I don't need assistance," she said, using a tone that brooked no argument. "My carriage will return for me any moment." As her boxing instructor had taught her, she positioned her feet in a preparatory stance, one forward, one back, and held her arms loosely at her sides. She was tall for a woman, and she was fairly sure that if the situation called for it, she could hit that perfectly formed nose of his with sufficient force to make him think twice about pursuit.
He glanced at the road as if considering how quickly the coach would return. "I'm glad to hear you have an escort." His voice betrayed his doubts.
She could only wish for an escort, but she'd failed to even snatch up her reticule and the pistol it contained when she'd jumped, worse luck!
Perhaps if she explained her circumstances, this fellow would be less likely to think her easy prey. She waved a hand to the north, where the coach had been heading and hoped there truly was a lodge somewhere about, close enough that someone might hear her if she had to scream. "Oh, they'll all be looking for me. I'm to attend a fortnight's house party in the area."
He frowned. "I didn't realize His Grace had returned, much less begun entertaining."
His Grace! Her temper thrust past her logic once more, and she threw up her hands. "Oh! My father said he was an earl! Another lie!"
A shadow flickered past his face, and he bent as if to keep her from seeing it. For the first time, Ruby noticed a long wooden rod lying at his booted feet. His fingers closed around it and tugged it up before the lapping water pulled it in. "I'm sorry, madam, but the only earl in this area is the Earl of Danning, and he isn't entertaining."
Ruby made a face as he straightened. "That bad, is he?"
He chuckled, one hand on the rod, which rose even above his considerable height. "Not really. I've even heard him called affable. What I meant is that he doesn't come here to entertain." He nodded toward the river. "He comes to fish."
"Really?" She gazed at the swirling green waters as they leaped over stones, chattered past mossy boulders. Hard to imagine a puffed up aristocrat willingly standing by a stream, angling for his dinner. Could there be more to this earl than the other nobs she'd met? Her look swung back to him. "How well do you know him?"
He hesitated, then shrugged. "Reasonably well."
Such a cautious response. Was he a servant of his lordship and feared retribution if he gossiped? Was the Earl of Danning a vengeful man? She had no wish to put this kind man at risk, but she had to use the opportunity to learn more about the earl who had somehow taken a shine to her. She stepped closer. "Is it true he's looking for a wife?"
He recoiled, eyes widening. "What?"
She smiled sweetly and repeated her question, enunciating each word with care. "Is. He. Looking. For a wife?"
He frowned at her, and it struck her that he probably thought she was bent on pursuing a title. Ruby shuddered at the idea.
"Forgive me for speaking so plainly," she said. "Please understand, I'm not after him. I'd like nothing better than for you to assure me that he is old and fat and quite set in his ways, sworn never to wed."
A muscle worked in his cheek as if he were fighting a smile. "He just reached his thirtieth year, and I believe some would consider him reasonably fit. However, I can promise you he is not actively seeking a bride."
Relief coursed through her. All that worry, for nothing! But then, who'd sent the invitation? Oh! Not another prank! Far too many aristocrats of her acquaintance found juvenile amusement in reminding her and her father of their "place" in Society. She had learned to ignore their petty jokes, but her father still hoped for the best in them. When would he learn that interaction with the upper class led to nothing but heartache?
Her would-be rescuer was still regarding her as if not quite sure what to do with her. Ruby smiled at him.
"How rude of me," she said, sticking out her hand. "Ruby Hollingsford. And you are?"
"Whitfield Calder," he supplied, taking her hand and inclining his head over it as if he were honoring her. She liked that he was taller than she was. She was growing decidedly weary of looking down onto balding crowns when she danced.
Ruby beamed at him as he released her hand. "And apparently you and the earl have something in common. You like to fish too. I'm very sorry to have interrupted you."
He smiled. For some reason, she thought he was rusty at smiling. Perhaps it was how slowly his lips lifted. Perhaps it was the way his golden lashes veiled his eyes. Had he seen tragedy then?
"It was no trouble," he assured her, bending to retrieve a tweed coat and shrugging in his broad shoulders. "Allow me to escort you back to the bridge. A lady should not be left alone."
Ruby started to protest. For one, she wasn't considered a lady by the standards of the upper class. She was merely the daughter of a cit, a merchant, if a happily wealthy one. For another, if she could protect herself on the streets of London as she'd been forced to do as a child, surely she could take care of herself on a remote road in Derby.
Yet he seemed so sincere, and so charming, as he offered her his arm, that she decided to let him think he was taking care of her. "How kind," she said, linking her arm with his.
But as he walked slowly, carefully, putting his hand on her elbow and helping her over every little bump in the uneven ground, Ruby felt her charity with him slipping. Did he think her so frail that she couldn't keep up if he walked his normal pace, or so clumsy that she'd trip over a stone? She might have been wearing a velvet pelisse with lace dripping at the cuffs, but her boots were sturdy black leather. Hadn't he noticed that she'd already crossed the distance, at a run part of the way, with no need to lean on his manly arm?
As the ground rose sharply to the road, she broke away from him and lifted her skirts with both hands to complete the climb. Still, she felt him hovering, as if he expected her to take a tumble any second. When they reached the top, he positioned himself beside her, keeping her safely between him and the stone column of the bridge head. His deep blue gaze flickered from the road winding up the hill to the copse of trees across from them to the bridge, as if he expected a highwayman to leap from hiding. Concern radiated out of him like heat from a hearth.
What sort of man took such responsibility for a woman he'd known less than a quarter hour? What would he say if he knew she'd taken boxing lessons and could shoot the heart from an ace at fifty paces?
"Do you have sisters or a wife," she asked, bemused, "that you're so mindful of a lady's safety?"
Again something crossed behind his watchful gaze. "Alas no. I'm not married, and I'm an only child. My parents died many years ago now."
An orphan. Instantly her heart went out to him.
The crunch of gravel and the jingle of tack told her a coach was approaching, and she could only hope it was her father's. Sure enough, Davis brought the carriage around the bend and pulled the horses to a stop beside her and her handsome stranger, wrapping them in dust.
Her father lowered the window and scowled at them. "Leave you alone for ten minutes and look what you drag up," he complained. "Are we hiring him or paying him off?"
Ruby's cheeks heated as she waved her hand to clear the air. Though her father's long face and sharp nose gave him a stern appearance, he was more bark than bite. The man beside her didn't know that, of course, but he stepped closer to her instead of backing away in dismay.
"This man was very kind to wait with me," Ruby explained. She turned to find her hero frowning as if he wasn't sure he was leaving her in reliable hands. She could understand his concern. The coach was more serviceable than elegant, the team of horses unmatched except in strength. Even the two servants sitting behind looked common in their travel dirt. Nothing said that the master was one of the richest merchants in London. Her father was careful where he spent his money.
He was equally careful of her. "Well, wasn't that nice of him?" he said. "And what did you expect in return, fellow?"
Mr. Calder inclined his head. "Merely the opportunity to be of service to a lady. If you have no further need of me, Miss Hollingsford, I wish you good day."
"I'll be fine, Mr. Calder," Ruby replied, suddenly loath to see the last of him. "Know that I appreciate your kindness."
He took her hand and bowed over it, and Ruby was surprised to find herself a bit unsteady as he released her.
Her father must have noticed a change in her, for he leaned out the window. "Calder, did you say? And your first name?"
"Whitfield, sir," he said with a polite nod.
Her father's narrow face broke into a grin. "Whitfield, eh? Very good to meet you, my lord."
"My lord?" Ruby stared at him, heart sinking.
Mr. Calder, who had seemed so nice until that moment, inclined his golden head again. "Forgive me. I neglected to offer my title. I'm Whitfield Calder, Earl of Danning."
In Whit's experience, when a marriageable young lady was introduced to an eligible member of the aristocracy, she simpered or fawned or blushed in a ridiculously cloying fashion. Miss Hollingsford did none of those things. Her green eyes, tilted up at the corners, sparked fire, and her rosy lips tightened into a determined line. If anything, she looked thoroughly annoyed.
"Lord Danning?" she demanded as if certain he was teasing.
He spread his hands. "To my sorrow, some days."
She turned her glare on her father. "Did you arrange this encounter?"
Her father raised his craggy gray brows. "Not me, my girl. Seems the good Lord has other plans for you."
She did not look comforted by the fact.
Whit offered her a bow. "Forgive me for not being more forthcoming, Miss Hollingsford. I enjoy my privacy while I'm at Fern Lodge. I hope we'll meet again under more congenial circumstances."
"Over my dead body." She yanked on the handle of the door. Whit offered her his arm to help her. She ignored him, gathering her skirts and nimbly climbing into the carriage. She slammed the door behind her.
"Many thanks, my lord," her father called. "Looking forward to an interesting fortnight."
"Drive, Davis!" Whit heard her order, and the coachman called to his team. Whit stepped away as the coach sped off back across the bridge.
Interesting woman. When he'd first seen her jump from the coach, he'd wondered whether she was in some sort of trouble. Her clothes had said she was a lady; her attitude said she was intelligent, capable and ready to defend herself if needed. The women he seemed to meet in Society were either retiring creatures so delicate that the least wrong word set them to tearing up or bold misses who angled for an offer of marriage. Miss Hollingsford's open friendliness, without a hint of flirtation, made for a charming contrast.
But much as the intrepid Miss Hollingsford intrigued him, her father's parting words seemed stuck in Whit's head. An interesting fortnight, he'd said, as if he intended to spend that time with Whit. And his coach had originally been heading in the general direction of the Lodge, Whit's private fishing retreat, shared only with his cousin Charles. Then again, Miss Hollingsford had said she was attending a house party. Could Charles have planned one?
Not if Whit had any say!
He ran back to the shore, snatched up his fishing gear and strode up the slope for the house. The road, he knew, wound around the hill to come at the Lodge from the front. The path he followed led to the back veranda and his private entrance. His father had introduced him to Fern Lodge for the first time the summer after his mother had died attempting to bring his little sister into the world. Both were buried in the churchyard in Suffolk. Life had seemed darker and bleaker then, until the carriage had drawn up to this haven. Even now, the rough stone walls, the thatched roof, looked more like a boy's dream of a wilderness cottage than a retreat of the wealthy. The humble exterior of the cottage orné masked its elegant interiors and sweeping passages. It had been his true home from the moment he'd entered.
These days, it was all he could manage to come here for a fortnight each summer. This was his time, his retreat, the only place he felt free to be himself.
I know You expect me to do my duty, Lord, but I'm heartily tired of duty!
He came in through his fishing closet, a space his father had designed, and hung up his rod on a hook. He shucked off his boots and breeches and pulled on trousers. He traded his worn leather boots for tasseled Hessians. The coat, waistcoat and cravat he'd have to change upstairs. Then he walked down the corridor for the entryway.
He found it crowded, with footmen in strange livery bumping into each other as they carried in bags and trunks while maids wandered past with jewel cases. His stomach sank.
His butler, Mr. Hennessy, who cared for the Lodge when Whit was not in residence, was directing traffic. A tall, muscular man who'd once been a famed pugilist before rising through the servant ranks to his current position, he had little patience with a job poorly done.
"No, the rear bedchamber," he was insisting to one of the footmen, who was carrying an oversized case from which waved a series of ostrich plumes. "She is sharing with Lady Amelia."
"Lady Amelia." Whit seized on the name as the footman hurried off. "Lady Amelia Jacoby, by any chance?"
"Ah, my lord." Hennessy inclined his head in greeting. "Yes, her ladyship and her mother are expected downstairs shortly, Mr. Hollingsford's coach is just pulling up to the door, I believe your cousin Mr. Calder is to arrive before dinner, and the Stokely-Trents are awaiting you in the withdrawing room."
"Are they indeed?"
His butler must have noticed the chill in his tone, for he frowned. "Forgive me, my lord. I understood from Mr. Quimby that that was your desire. Was I mistaken?"
Quimby. Peter Quimby had been his valet since Whit's father had passed on. A slight man Whit's age, his practical outlook and attention to detail had never failed. He knew what this quiet time at the Lodge meant to Whit. Why would he threaten it with strangers?
"No, Mr. Hennessy, you were doing your duty, as usual," Whit assured him, heading for the stairs. "It was Mr. Quimby who was mistaken, greatly mistaken." And he would tell the fellow that this very instant. He started up the stairs, and the footmen and maids scattered before him like leaves in a driving wind.
On the chamber story, Whit spun around the newel and into the room at the top of the stairs. He'd been given this bedchamber as a boy, and though it was the smallest of the seven, he still found it the most comfortable. He stopped in the center, the great bed before him, the hearth at his back, and thundered, "Quimby!"
His valet entered from the dressing room, a coat in either hand. As always, a pleasant smile sat on his lean face. Though his straw-colored hair tended to stick out in odd directions, his clothes, and the ones he kept for Whit, were impeccable.
"Good," he said. "You're back. Which do you prefer for dinner, the blue superfine or the black wool with the velvet lapels?"
"What I prefer," Whit grit out, "is to know why I have guests."
"Ah." Quimby lowered the coats but never so much that they touched the polished wood floor. "I believe each of the three invitations read that you are desirous to put an end to your bachelor state and would like to determine whether you and the lady suit."
Feeling as if every bone in his body had instantly shattered, Whit sank onto the end of the bed. "You didn't."
"I did." With total disregard for the severity of his crime or his master's distress, Quimby draped the coats over the chair near the hearth. "You aren't getting any younger, my lad. And we none of us are looking forward to serving your cousin should you shuffle off this mortal coil prematurely." He glanced at Whit and frowned. "You look rather pale. May I get you a glass of water? Perhaps some tea?"
"You can get these people out of my house," Whit said, gathering himself and rising. "Or, failing that, find me other accommodations."
Quimby tsked. "Now, then, how would that look? You have three lovely ladies here to learn more about. I chose them with great care. I thought you rather liked Lady Amelia Jacoby."
It was true that the statuesque blonde had caught Whit's eye at a recent ball, but he'd never had any intentions of moving beyond admiration. "If I liked her," Whit said, advancing toward his valet, "I was fully capable of pursuing her without your interference."
"Of course," Quimby agreed. He came around behind Whit and tugged at the shoulders of his tweed coat to remove it. "Yet you did not pursue her. I also invited Miss Henrietta Stokely-Trent. You did mention you thought she had a fine grasp of politics."
He'd had several interesting conversations with the determined bluestocking last Season. "She's brilliant. But perhaps I want more in a wife."
"And perhaps you've been too preoccupied to realize what you want," Quimby countered, taking the coat to the dressing room.
"Rather say occupied," Whit corrected him, unbuttoning the waistcoat himself. "Parliament, estate business, the orphan asylum?"
"The sailor's home, the new organ for the church," Quimby added, returning. "I am well aware of the list, my lord. You are renowned for solving other people's problems. That's why I took the liberty of solving this problem for you." He unwound the cravat from Whit's throat in one fluid motion.
"Dash it all, Quimby, it wasn't a problem!" Whit pulled the soiled shirt over his head. "I'd have gotten around to marrying eventually."
"Of course." Quimby took the shirt off to the dressing room for cleaning.
Whit shook his head. "And why invite Miss Hollingsford? I don't even recall meeting her."
Quimby returned with a fresh shirt and drew it over Whit's head. "I don't believe you have met, sir. I simply liked her. I thought you would too."
He had liked her immediately. All that fire and determination demanded respect, at the least. That wasn't the issue.
Whit closed his eyes and puffed out a sigh as his valet slipped the gold-shot evening waistcoat up his arms. "Have you any inkling of what you've done?"
He opened his eyes to find Quimby brushing a stray hair off the shoulder. "I've brought you three beautiful women," he replied, completely unrepentant. "All you need do is choose."
Whit stepped back from him. "And if I don't?"
"Then I fear the next batch will be less satisfactory."
Whit drew himself up. "I should sack you."
"Very likely," Quimby agreed. "If that is your choice, please do it now. I understand Sir Nicholas Rotherford is seeking a valet, and as he recently married, I should have less concern for my future with him."
Whit shook his head again. If Quimby had been anyone else, Whit would have had no trouble firing him for such an infraction. But he'd known Quimby since they were boys. The two had been good friends at Eton, where Peter Quimby, the orphaned son of a distinguished military man, had been taken in on charity. When Whit became an orphan, and the new Earl of Danning at fifteen, he'd offered his friend a position as steward.
"Who's going to take orders from a fifteen-year-old?" Quimby had pointed out. "Make me your valet. They get to go everywhere their masters do. We'll have some fun, count on it."
At times over the past fifteen years, Whit thought Quimby was the only reason Whit had had some fun, even when duty dogged his steps. He couldn't see sacking his friend now.
"Rotherford can find another valet," Whit told him. Quimby smiled as he reached for the coats.
"But don't take that to mean I approve of this business," Whit insisted. "I'll do my best to clean up the mess you've made. I will be polite to our guests but expect nothing more. You can campaign all you like, Quimby, but you cannot make a fellow choose a wife."
"As you say, my lord," Quimby agreed, though Whit somehow felt he was disagreeing. "Now, which will you have tonight, the black coat or the blue?"
"Does it matter?" Whit asked as his valet held out the two coats once more. "By the time this fortnight is over, I'm the one most likely to be both black and blue, from trying to explain to three women that I don't intend to propose."